Dan Sugarman Coffee: Medium Roast (Ground)

Yes, you read the right. The Dan Sugarman, Guitarist for the band Ice Nine Kills among other musical projects, with his very own Medium Roast Coffee!
 
When the sunlight graces your ugly mug at the buttcrack of dawn... it’s time to grab Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings. Quit being a shmuck, and face your inner demons like a champ! With each sip... snuff out those annoying early birds who get’r done before you even awake from your decrepit crypt. 
 
Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings is a bold tasting, low acid blend of varied roast levels and humble origins. Combining only the finest arabica beans from Brazilian and Mexican family-run cooperatives, you can be certain that the brujeria enchantments hold steady as you guzzle down this black liquid gold... made of blood. 
 
Our lawyers have asked us to tell you that there isn't any actual blood in this coffee, but it helped make the point right? So grab you a cup, and wake the f*** up! Errr... grab a bag and... don't make me nag? No no, let's go with the first one. 
 
Medium Roast, For Dark Mournings is blended to exorcise the spirits that reside in the abyss that is your heart, all in order to help you face even your darkest of days.
 
With death notes of: 
- Butterscotch
- Dark Chocolate - Smoked Caramel - Fire & Jetfuel
- Dates
- Molasses
 
This bag is ground coffee roasted by Road Roasters Coffee Company. Each blend is made in small batches for freshness.